Synopsis: All Dolph Beeler wanted was a can of paint remover when he went to Bud Bullard's hardware store in Millville. But a simple misunderstanding between two men has turned into an outright war between two towns in this outrageous comedy of errors. If it were a battle of wits, they would all be disqualified. Everyone gets involved in the dispute (and some get involved with each other), and the laughs get bigger with every twist and turn of this crazy spoof on American small-town mentality.

Cast:
Rene Auberjonois .... Reverton
Ron McLarty .... Dolf Beeler
Joe Grifasi .... Bud Bullard
Scott Allegrucci .... Tony Beeler
Gale Mayron .... Bernice Beeler
David Strathairn .... The Stranger
Stanley Tucci .... Harvey Yelton
Don Hartman .... Earnie
Kathleen Doyle .... Freida Bullard

Notes:
• David would work with co-stars Stanley Tucci and Joe Grifasi again in A Midsummer Night's Dream and City of Hope.